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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo momma so fat, she uses the high way as a slip-n-slide
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
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Yo momma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a application
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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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yo momma so fat, the fat on the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
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Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.
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Yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
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